Dragon Lance

TAKE CAUTION. THIS BOOK IS KILLER FUNNY

The book was just way more than I expected, 

every page had me on the floor with stitches.

This book is brilliant if you need to lift your spirits.

The end defies the laws of physics.

Anyone who doesn't see that as cool, is majorly crazy.

THE BOOK WAS ABOUT:

dwarfs and humans, they can see each other but they can't be seen together. 

So a dwarf and human decide to break rules and go on a quest for a book, yes a book.

Now what you have to understand is that they didn't have Amazon, eBay, or Walmart. So everything was turned into a giant quest. So if you wanted to eat Ribs, you would essentially go on a hunt for pork. You probably had to "quest" for margarine as well. I'm glad I live in this day and age. In the end though, beside their alliance for the book quest, the human double-crosses the dwarf. And someone ends up with a knife stuck up their chest, yes, up their chest. I won't say who did what. 

Just read the book.

Jane Eyre

Besides all the weird parts, this book, just like a sunrise becomes hotter and hotter towards the end. There was a whole lot of stuff going on there.
For me there were too little comical events, the romance was way too deep. It was great how Charlotte made Jane's story so emotional! I also was fascinated that Mr. Rochester locked up his wife. In the movie, we are rewarded with Mrs. Rochester spitting out flies. That was cool.

Over and above, Jane had a hard life. And besides the love drama, her pain touched me.
The romance made me tear up (because of my boredom).

Since the movie is out I'll do a double review.
The movie had too much hair! And tents. ( I think those were dresses though)

To Charlotte,
Well done, on keeping me awake!