Artemis Fowl and the lost colony

This book was bad. Period.
it had bad:

1. grammar
2. spelling
3. the worst story ever it was just like the other

If I where Artemis I would kill myself just to keep sales up.
His fairy powers can do anthing except for keeping us enthralled.
While biting my nails, pretending read and crying of boredom I realized that I should just read it and tell you how much I hate it. In fact Buler should have a story of his own. The only interesting thing was the ring that sent him to the future, even though it was green and plastic it still flavoured it up a little bit.
The book was bad, enough said.

Artemis Fowl and The Lost Colony, Reviewed by Wakhe Mhlanga

In the beginning I was gob smacked by the fact that my uncle suggested we form a book club. I used to hate books, let alone the idea of people sitting down and discussing them. Since this whole thing, reading books and discussing them, was mandatory, I chose to read Artemis Fowl and The Lost Colony. It is the most splendid book I've ever read. And that is saying something, because my reading stock-pile included Beckham books. And Beckham books only. I took one glance at this book, and it already seemed too thick. So that put me off for a few seconds until I read the description at the back. I bought the book and that was history as they say. Let me just say that I've been attached to it the entire week. It was like eating ice-cream, all-season round, without the "brain-freeze". This was really, an unbelievable book.

I would like to thank Eoin Colfer for helping me enjoy my first proper book ever.